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Machete
#1
This is pretty amazing. Check out the cast. When was the last time you saw Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Lindsey Lohan and Robert DeNiro in the same cast?



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#2
"...and he kills the bad guys."

That looks awesome. Suck on that, Tarantino.
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#3
I liked it more when it looked like a guilty pleasure exploitation flick. Now it looks like Rodriguez has injected some not-so-subtle political messages into the story. "We didn't cross the border! The border crossed us!!!"
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Dude, an exploitation film has to exploit something in the zeitgeist. That shit's gonna sell tickets.
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#5
I was gonna post this as well. Looks absolutely fantastic. The Grindhouse trailer was funnier, but this now looks like it could be a special film like Black Dynamite.
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Dude, an exploitation film has to exploit something in the zeitgeist. That shit's gonna sell tickets.
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Yeah. Perhaps.
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<!--quoteo(post=94930:date=May 5 2010, 12:41 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ May 5 2010, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->"...and he kills the bad guys."

That looks awesome. Suck on that, Tarantino.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


I like some of Rodriguez's movies, but he can't hold Tarantino's jock. I doubt Quentin is too worried about it.
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<!--quoteo(post=94980:date=May 5 2010, 02:15 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ May 5 2010, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=94930:date=May 5 2010, 12:41 PM:name=jstraw)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jstraw @ May 5 2010, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->"...and he kills the bad guys."

That looks awesome. Suck on that, Tarantino.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


I like some of Rodriguez's movies, but he can't hold Tarantino's jock. I doubt Quentin is too worried about it.
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Wow, I can't see the trailer at work, so I Wikipedia'd it and it sounds awesome. Rose McGown has a cameo in a fake trailer before the movie as Cherry Darling, her character from Grindhouse and the Crazy Babysitter Twins are back as well.
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#9
Holy shit that looks fucking amazing. I'm boning right now.
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#10
this was the best of the grindhouse trailers, i thought. looking forward to it
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I thought "Thanksgiving" was freaking hilarious, as was "Don't."
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I thought "Thanksgiving" was freaking hilarious, as was "Don't."
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Thanksgiving was hysterical. I didn't care for Don't. What was the other one?
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<!--quoteo(post=95014:date=May 5 2010, 03:42 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ May 5 2010, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=95012:date=May 5 2010, 03:39 PM:name=liner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (liner @ May 5 2010, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->this was the best of the grindhouse trailers, i thought. looking forward to it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I thought "Thanksgiving" was freaking hilarious, as was "Don't."
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i really liked those too, but as far as being something beyond a fake trailer, i thought right away that they could do something with machete
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<!--quoteo(post=95018:date=May 5 2010, 04:00 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ May 5 2010, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=95014:date=May 5 2010, 03:42 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ May 5 2010, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=95012:date=May 5 2010, 03:39 PM:name=liner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (liner @ May 5 2010, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->this was the best of the grindhouse trailers, i thought. looking forward to it<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I thought "Thanksgiving" was freaking hilarious, as was "Don't."
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Thanksgiving was hysterical. I didn't care for Don't. What was the other one?
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#15
Oh, yeah. I just remembered this one. Wasn't released in America. I know our neighbors to the north got it.

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"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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