New guys and lurkers......Welcome!

[coolpoppa]

Dear Cub Fans,

I'm new here... well sorta. I've always been here, but never been here. I am a dream, yet I am reality. I am faint and I am bold. I am silent and I am vibrant. I am the whisper you hear in the wind and the cacophony of sound that blinds your ears. I am the seen and the unseen. I am the laughter and I am the ebodiment of your tears. The sting of desperation filled with your agony but yet still, the spirit of triumph that overcomes. The sheer lining of goodness in the darkness filled vacancy of the soul. Incoherent and Omnipitent. Solid and broken. The truth that is a lie. Breathing yet lifeless. Filling your vision with nothing. I am the am not and the always will be. I am.....

The Enigma.
Book it bitches.

[savant]

I'm Savant, I don't know very many words yet.

[wcplummer]

I was just wondering what happened to poppa.

[ColoradoCub]

Hi, My name is CCunt, the C stands for Cunt. I live in my mom's basement, where I've spent the better part of my adult life masturbating to gay internet porn and mastering guitar hero. I rock a skullet like my hero Klaus Meine of the Scorpions. I enjoy trolling the local Craigslist Casual Encounters listings for dudes to 'Rock me Like a Hurricane' while we 'Fly to the Rainbow' together. I love it when I'm 'Taken By Force' by a big gay hunk to the 'Moment of Glory', but usually I feel like I'm just 'Another Piece of Meat' afterwards. I also enjoy collecting guns and ammo, and I enjoy shooting cats and squirrels for my 'Savage Amusement'. I like to wear the pelts of the squirrels because it gives me that sort of 'Animal Magnetism' that big gay bears like Bricklayer are attracted to, call it 'Pure Instinct'. If anyone wants to get together online for a guitar hero shred-athon, you can look me up by my gamer tag 'Virgin Killer'.

[Brock]

Holy shit! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/spit.gif[/img]

[Tailgater]

That was fucking awesome!

[veryzer]

i know that if i was a new guy, i'd definitely post now!

[Butcher]

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[liner]

your room looks awesome

[ColoradoCub]

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You wanna play guitar hero with me sometime? *wink wink*

[veryzer]

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You wanna play guitar hero with me sometime? *wink wink*
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i'd like to oil up your pistol and put a slug in your chamber.