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Maxim's All-Recession Team
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This was in the newest edition, and I found it entertaining.
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->A low-cost alternative to the budget-busting stars.*


Brian McCann at 3.5mil compares to Jorge Posada at 13.1mil
Adrian Gonzalez at 3mil compares to Mark Teixeira at 22.5mil
Dustin Pedroia at 1.5mil compares to Chase Utley at 12.14mil
Hanley Ramirez at 5.5mil compares to Derek Jeter at 18.9mil
Evan Longoria at 550,000 compares to Alex Rodriguez at 27.5mil
Josh Hamilton at 456,354 compares to Manny Ramirez at 20mil
Grady Sizemore at 4.6mil compares to Andruw Jones at 18.1mil
Carlos Quentin at 440,000 compares to Torii Hunter at 18mil
Tim Lincecum at 460,750 compares to CC Sabathia at 23mil
Joakim Soria at 1mil compares to Mariano Rivera at 15mil

*Yea, we noticed all the Yankees.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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