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The Expendables
#1
We talked about this in another thread a while ago, but man, you can't beat this cast.

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I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
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#2
It's sometimes painful to watch these old geezers try to act half their ages, but I'm willing to give this a chance. The fact that all the planets aligned allowing all these heavyweights to unite for one film is incredible enough. Should be fun, like Con-Air style.
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#3
As they don't have billing in the preview, what are Willis's & Ahnold's roles?
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#4
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I'm hoping "Planet Hollywood Waiter."
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#5
That looks pretty bad ass!
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#6
looks good, except for stallone's facial hair.
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#7
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Arnold is only in one scene. Willis also has a small role.
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#8
I guess I'm in the minority when I say this looks like it might be a steaming pile of shit.
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#9
You look like a steaming pile of shit that needs to be flushed.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB

Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight

RIP Sarge
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#10
Oh good...The Seven Samurai...again.
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#11
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I don't expect this to be a great cinematic achievement in any way, but I do expect it to be good old-fashioned mindless fun.
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#12
<!--quoteo(post=86638:date=Apr 7 2010, 08:41 AM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Apr 7 2010, 08:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Oh good...The Seven Samurai...again.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


You were expecting Citizen Kane starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren?
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
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#13
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You were expecting Citizen Kane starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren?
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No, I was expecting The Magnificent Eleven.
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#14
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You were expecting Citizen Kane starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren?
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No, I was expecting The Magnificent Eleven.
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Now, see, THAT is a movie I don't want to see.
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
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You were expecting Citizen Kane starring Stone Cold Steve Austin and Dolph Lundgren?
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No, I was expecting The Magnificent Eleven.
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Now, see, THAT is a movie I don't want to see.
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Me either. I was kidding.

I want The Wild Bunch Rides Again.
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