Milton Bradley Meltdown Lottery

[Butcher]

Pick a date on the Cubs calendar by which Milton will have his first full-blown meltdown as a member of his new team.

What qualifies:

1. See above
2. Going after a player on another team (or the Cubs)
3. Going after an umpire (not arguing, but something akin to the meltdown with the Pads)
4. Like the supreme court said regarding pornography -- you'll know it when you see it

What doesn't qualify:

1. Getting tossed for arguing balls and strikes
2. Arguing with an umpire for a blown call at a base (unless he loses his shit and goes after him)
3. Tossing his helmet (unless it's thrown at someone)
4. Breaking his bat over his knee

You get the idea. I'm talking full-scale meltdown.

And I'm picking June 15.