12-27-2016, 10:55 AM
Quote:I'm equally salty. In the first week of the playoffs, my team scored 10 fewer points than any other week of the season and lost by 7. If I'd have won, I'd have beaten Rapp last week (by 35+ points!). Then, by my math, I'd have been fewer than 7 points behind you with Dez Bryant still to play for me tonight and projected to score 12.
In other words, if my team had just put up its worst regular season week during the first week of the playoffs, I'd be on the verge of winning the championship.
I made the playoffs in the other 3 leagues I'm in. I was the number 1 seed in 2 of them and had byes. I had Kirk Cousins in all of them, who decided to shit the bed in week 15. That's a bad week to shit the bed. I would have easily won the Super bowl in all 3 leagues this week if he had just had a normal week.
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.