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Mark Buehrle loves his dogs more than his children


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#1 Butcher

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:07

http://espn.go.com/m...rle-away-family

After lots of internal debate and anguish, the Buehrles chose Option 3, which means Mark will spend his 14th big league season in Canada while Jamie lives more than 800 miles away with 5-year-old son Braden, 3-year-old daughter Brooklyn, Slater and the family's three vizslas, Drake, Diesel and Duke. As the family settles in for spring training in Dunedin, Fla., Buehrle is struggling to accept the idea that togetherness is short-lived and he will be coming home to an empty house in April.


I'm totally a dog guy...but this seems kind of insane to me. Especially since family members offered to take care of his dog during the season...

#2 1060Ivy

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 16:32

You can take the trash out of the south side but it still remains trash.

The article reminded me that Buehrle is from St Louis so line should have been, You can move the trash from St Louis to Southside to Miami to Toranto but it's still trash.

#3 veryzer

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 17:13

I liked the title of this thread so much, I didn't even care what the story was about.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 20:00

Only a massive douche names his/her dog Diesel and (future stripper) daughter Brooklyn.

#5 jstraw

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 20:02

This will end in divorce. Mark it.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:08

Why doesn't the family just move to New York? Rochester is literally a ferry ride away from Toronto.

#7 jstraw

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 13:14

Because this is about pussy, not dogs.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:13

Dear Lord what a moron. I love dogs, but come on. He literally compared his dog to his kid too. There is no distinction in his mind.



#9 VanSlawAndCottoCheese

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 17:41

Dear Lord what a moron. I love dogs, but come on. He literally compared his dog to his kid too. There is no distinction in his mind.

 

That's prolly cuz he likes to molest both.

 

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 22:24

Bowl of Milkbones + Cheerios = Dad made breakfast?






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