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#232825 2015 Team

Posted by Bricklayer on 10 December 2014 - 00:58

In a San Diego hotel room, Gordo Wittenmyer paces frantically back and forth across the floor.  Laptop glowing in the corner with a 900 word draft waiting to be emailed to his editor, comprising of only 3 words repeated over and over, "DEBT SERVICE PAYMENTS".  He occasionally stops only to tighten his corset and check the lock on his cock cage.  He checks his phone, hoping for that text from his "source" is there saying it was the Giants all along.  Seeing nothing, he hears his mother's laughing voice echoing in his head, "Nobody likes you!"


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#314461 2017 Team

Posted by Butcher on 07 June 2017 - 08:57

I don't care if Torres goes on to be an All Star. We won the fucking World Series for the first time in all of our lifetimes. And that doesn't happen without that trade.


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#303013 World Series Game 7

Posted by Kid on 03 November 2016 - 06:33

I remember watching the 2004 Red Sox and the way they came back against the Yankees, winning 8 straight on the way to the title, thinking that's what they had to do to purge the past.

 

The Cubs had scar tissue to heal at every turn.  The biggest 9th inning comeback to win a series to beat the Giants on what seemed to be heading back to Wrigley for a winner-take-all.  Going down 2-1 to the Dodgers with Kershaw looming again.  Going down 3-1 in this series (with this franchise's history of losing series with 3 chances to win).  Giving up the lead late in the game. 

 

Four different times along the way it seemed like they might be done.

 

Holy fuck.


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#298867 World Series Game 1

Posted by jstraw on 25 October 2016 - 19:08

They only have one Kluber. The Cubs will get a good look at him, the Indians will overwork him and eventually, we'll be teeing off on him, like with Kershaw.


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#248577 2015 Team

Posted by Kid on 01 June 2015 - 18:45


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#245407 2015 Team

Posted by Butcher on 13 May 2015 - 08:18

Multiple DUI accidents seem more their style/more likely.


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#243212 MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

Posted by rok on 29 April 2015 - 13:25

Surprised Shark is still in the game. Surely he was tempted to leave the stadium and challenge the rioters one by one.
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#241789 Kris Bryant Painting Prints

Posted by Kid on 21 April 2015 - 20:23

Alternatively, you could buy my autographed painting.  Since there's competition, I'll sell it for just $1,000.

 

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#235823 2015 Team

Posted by Kid on 13 February 2015 - 22:15

What was he buying?

 

Bison dogs and apartment buildings.


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#232817 2015 Team

Posted by Destined on 10 December 2014 - 00:40

I LOVE YOU ALL.


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#232815 2015 Team

Posted by Butcher on 10 December 2014 - 00:36

Fucking BOOM!!!
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#232812 2015 Team

Posted by Brock on 10 December 2014 - 00:25

Wake up bitches it's all happening!
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#232408 Star Wars Force Awakens

Posted by VanSlawAndCottoCheese on 02 December 2014 - 08:56

It appears Brock and I are the only 2 men in the world who do not give a shit about Star Wars.

 

Though I have seen 5 of the 6 Star Wars movies.

 

Says the man with the Yoda avatar.


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#231743 Interstellar

Posted by Butcher on 13 November 2014 - 21:43

I liked the last batman quite a bit.
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#231569 The Walking Dead

Posted by rok on 11 November 2014 - 15:59

It wasn't that graphic. Mostly Abraham's backside and some out of focus Rosita side boob. I think it's hilarious in this country how we show brutally graphic violence and buckets of blood and guts on primetime cable, yet we cringe at even the thought of sex.
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#226664 Farm System

Posted by Kid on 07 August 2014 - 21:23

Did you know:

 

The Southern League's HR leader is Kris Bryant.

 

Kris Bryant last played in the Southern League on June 15.


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#307202 White Sox

Posted by veryzer on 23 February 2017 - 13:08

I don't know, but if he was on the Cubs, he'd be our 4th best pitcher.


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